Piss Hand

What is Piss Hand?


1.

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

See baxter, cupboard, urine, golden shower, rich

2.

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.

Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?

Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.

See piss, ambidextrous, hand, shoes, lefty


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