Piss Polo

What is Piss Polo?

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.

"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.

"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

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