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Usually written in all caps for maximum effect, this is a smug declaration of quasi-random physical affection with someone of the male g..
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A microwaveable ready meal. Named for the sound the microwave makes when it's ready to eat.
We couldn't be bothered to cook ..
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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. S..
