Pisscuse

What is Pisscuse?

The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.

Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......

Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?

Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark

Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order

See toilet, excuse, fountain, peeing, carpark

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