Pissed As A Newt

What is Pissed As A Newt?

Used by one when suitably refreshed. After a heavy night out on the pop.

George: What up gangsta, where was you last night playa? we was frettin' what.

Phil: 'Old up G, me was tryin to find ya, only i was pissed as a newt innit, and so i found me a ho to poke and headed to her's.

George: Resteckpa!

See pissed, drunk, ratted, mashed, wankered

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