Pissie Edit Meaning

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There are two sorts of pissies, male and female. Pissies share many things with such cratures as: scallynedtowniewiggar and jock, but still differ so much from the before mentioned to fall into their own category. They can be found daytime at the smoking place of a high school and after 20:00 (8:00 PM) around the railway stations, malls, parks and some music events in Finland, Sweden and Denmark. Female pissies can often be spotted on the backseat of ricers.

A female pissie is one who wears skanky clothing, make-up in excess and has a habit of drinking herself drunk with wine or cider untill she pees on herself, hence the name.

Outer signs of a female pissie are:

- Cider or wine bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)

- Very low and tight jeans, or a mini-skirt

- Phat pink shoelaces

- Strings that are visible due to the low jeans. Always a very screaming color to make sure they are visible.

- A too small top, usually a hideous color like bright pink.

- Too short jacket in wintertime.

- Huge ear rings

- Talking to the phone on subjects like " *giggle* I'm so drunk I'm gonna pee myself soon!!!!11"

A male pissie is a person who drinks at least double the amount he can physically bear, usually hangs out with female pissies.

Outer signs are:

- Beer or spirits bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)

- Jeans which have the legs partially tucked into the socks (usually white tennis socks)

- Sk8ing shoes (trainers are a baaad mistake in pissie ethiquette)

- Gold chain around neck. Other kind of bling blingis desirable but not mandatory.

- T-shirts and hoodies sporting huge logos.

- An expensive mobile phone.

- Big permanent markers for making tags

General habits:

Binge drinking. If there are no parties at anyone pissies gather to the mall, railway station or parks and break out a vast sortiment of alcoholic beverages.

There are three stages in pissie drinking

- Drinking and wondering how one isn't drunk yet.

- Turning giggly or into a loud asshole depending on gender.

- The first person throws up.

- Getting hammered. This stage usually involves a severe risk of STD transmission. Dialing up some of the 200 people on the mobile phone contacts-list is also very common.

- Staggering home drunk (optional)

- Waking up next day very hung over and in case of a female pissie, make-up smeared all over the face.

Pissies also have an annoying habit to pee, shit or throw up anywhere when intoxicated.

If someone tries to take a picture of a pissie they take a "sexy" pose within seconds.

Examples of pissie talk:

"*giggle* I'm sooo drunk I'm gonna pee my pants soon!!!11 Pass me the cider!1"

"Is there anything more to drink around?"

"Nothing except Sabina's wine, but it's horrible."

"Whatever, I just need something to drink..."

"*Giggle.*"

"You won't guess what we did last night!"

"What did you do?"

"We ran drunk and naked through the parking hall at the mall."

"hahahahaha" (laughing in a choir)