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When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.
My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pul..
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A big, exposed beer gut.
I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes to..
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the air of someone extremely happy
Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last n..