What is Pissing Up A Pole?
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a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.
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If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.
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When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat
Where the hell is my poop?
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