Pisslexia

What is Pisslexia?


1.

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

See urination, toilet, SPQR

2.

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

See dislexic, dislexia, pissed, reading

3.

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

See obliteracy, reading, pissed, drunk


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