Piss-mittens

What is Piss-mittens?

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

See bugger, bollocks, shit, arse, wank

Dickety

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Pet My Monkey

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