Piss-mittens

What is Piss-mittens?

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

See bugger, bollocks, shit, arse, wank

Vag-oplasty

1. Having your vagina touched up... Meant as an insult. Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag. See insult, vaginitis, noun..

Zords

1. A word... or half a word... that you add on the end of words... to make them more wordy... and generally more... AWESOME!!! ...in every ..

Dick Breath

1. The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis. Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John&apos..

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