Piss-mittens

What is Piss-mittens?

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

See bugger, bollocks, shit, arse, wank

Aikenized

1. the feeling one gets after thuding when watching, listening, or thinking of clay aiken Oh Goodness, I need a thudmat. I'm so aiken..

Unnogamous

1. The act of celibacy for the sake of staying faithful to one partner long enough to get rid of them and have sex with a new one. Gerard ..

The Quizno's Sub

1. A sexual act in which ones penis is inserted into a sandwich, then sucked on through said sandwich. So then I made a sandwich and made ..

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