What is Piss-mittens?
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Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
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The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointe..