Piss-mittens

What is Piss-mittens?

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

See bugger, bollocks, shit, arse, wank

Toastfucker

1. One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker..

Yahya

1. Noun: A very sexy Iranian man who enjoys spanking girls and anal play. Omigod, he's so hot! What a Yahya!!! See pervert, hottie, ..

Injuii

1. Physical harm incurred while playing the Nintendo Wii. OMG, I hit my eye with the Wii controller. I think I have an injuii. See injur..

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