Piss-mittens

What is Piss-mittens?

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

See bugger, bollocks, shit, arse, wank

Open Mic

1. Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect. "..

Yogo Pretz

1. yogurt-covered pretzels "Hey man, pass me some of those yogo pretz, ASAP!" See yogurt, pretzels, food, snack, eat..

1. 1. Not ZIMA 2. Not Zowel Movement 4. there is no 3 5. Don't try to !urban me! I tried to !urban ZM and I failed. I fail at life :(..

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