Pistachio Wallop

What is Pistachio Wallop?

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

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