Pistachio-fingers

What is Pistachio-fingers?


1.

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

See fingers, pistachio, fings, nuts, sore, ouch, eating


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