Pistch

What is Pistch?

1.

When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).

Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!

Tom: Why?

Harry: Yeah, why?

Dick: I just had a pistch!

Tom: Damn! That sucks!

Harry: Want some pretzels?

See piss, switch, balls, pussy
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