What is Pitamm?
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an acronym most commonly used in reference to restaurants/ eating places that have mahi mahi. The acronym officially stands for "Pain In The Ass Mahi Mahi". Mahi Mahi is hated my many cooks and other restaurants employees because like a beef it takes time to be this great. "Pitamm" was jointly ventured by Kevin Freisen and Andrew Mulligan. It was first used when Andrew asked "Freisen why do you hate Mahi Mahi so much?" and he responded "BECAUSE ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS!" After that, mahi mahi was now referred to as "pitamm". It has been used by many since the establishment.
There are other ways of using "Pitamm" in context. The old Tootsie Pop commercial can be used as well. When the boy asks the owl "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" the owl responds "a one, a too whooo(2)". By using Pitamm in this context it would be "A one, a Pitamm(in a high pitched voice)
Sasha: "hey what can i get you to eat?"
You: "can i please have the Pitamm"
Sasha: "what the fuck is a Pitamm?"
You: "wow how dont u know this! Pitamm is mahi mahi!"
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