Pitaphile

What is Pitaphile?

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town

If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

See pita, wrap

I Have A Boyfriend

1. Preppishfor "I don't want to go out with you because you suck." meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night...

D-link, Delink

1. To move away, leave ditch someone person. "Weren't you with Peter?" "Nah, I d-linked him"..

Otphj

1. Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump. I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTP..

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