Pitch A Tent Edit Meaning

1.

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"

Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

See Nick D

2.

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

See Greg

3.

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

See wood, boner, camping, erection

4.

To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?

See lotto tickets, tickets, heroin, shoot up, push off

5.

to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.

"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"