What is Pitch A Trouser Tent?
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to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
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A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.
Friend: Girr..
