Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Zelophobia

1. An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion. Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with ..

Gorbachopped

1. A point of inhebriation. Originating from Mikhail Gorbachev. The scale of inhebriation ranges between tipsy and extremely drunk. Jason,..

Blow It All Over

1. what i did to your mom last night I blew it allover your moms face See Anthony..

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