Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Kalumpted

1. High on crack cocaine. VA origin, seen on black t-shirts with white or silver silkscreening, often next to the term " da Funky Roc..

The Cookout

1. the act of 'dildoing' a girl with a frozen hotdog with speed and vigor untill it is cooked at 98F* or hotter(due to friction a..

Beef-raper

1. Its the most epic or brutal fart known to existence. He was just sitting there when a beef-raper blew his asshole out! See beef-raper,..

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