Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Friday Fever

1. To sluff off toward the end of the work week due to thoughts of the impending weekend. Often involves being unproductive or procrastina..

Jew-pol

1. A person of Polish and Jewish descent. Usually the type who are very proud of being Polish. Sam Stein, whose father came straight from ..

Randy Hand

1. WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND..

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