Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Javulate

1. Verb- To throw a javelin Cody javulated 20 ft this weekend at the track meet! See javelin, throw, track, field..

Highway Head

1. when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your stee..

Horses Ass

1. a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person He was t..

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