Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

London Broiler

1. A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When ..

Sqeakster

1. that former-church girl hanging out with the scenesters and hipsters at hip clubs who has yet to acquire a husky, smoker's tone of ..

Word Ending In "er Her, I Hardly Know Her

1. Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said." in (word ending in "er) her, i har..

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