Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Hot Blow Job

1. when your having sex with a girl, just grab the closest blowdryer around and shove it in to her va-jj turn to high for maximum pleasure!..

Turkey Special

1. A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck roll..

Imbarrisment

1. humiliation over an instant messaging program Saboteur could save himself some imbarrisment if he just didn't connect to the net. ..

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