Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Yarmulcop

1. a jewish police officer; specifically, one who wears a yarmulke The yarmulcop walked out of the kosher deli and got into his police car..

Hickley

1. one who excels improvisationally, and who posesses extremely bedraggled yet erotic hairstlyle(s). see IMPROV, MAD IMPROV, NICKLEY, QUICK..

Anyone Who Says "uber"

1. A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it. anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't ..

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