Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Chocolate Grape Stomping

1. To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to you..

Oscar Goodman

1. The honorable mayor of the greatest city in the world: Las Vegas, Nevada. He's also the official spokesperson for Bombay Sapphire G..

Y Geezy

1. A Bitch, or someone who follows you around and wants to do what you do. i'll get my Y geezy to take care of my light work..

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