Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

A Dick In The Ass

1. 1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul. 2. getting screwed/dicked over. 3. an insult first guy: "D..

Nozebleed

1. 1. one who makes love to inorganic objects. Man, did you see Larry Larson last night? He was Nozebleedin' the MPC machine! See no..

Ofum

1. Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth, a fanfiction writing university for those who cannot understand basic concepts such as &..

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