Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Ultimate Wet Willy

1. The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then al..

Bogosized

1. an abnormally large penis his dick was so bogosized, i couldn't get it in..

Swallercock

1. when a man wants to have a woman give him a bj. Hey, HO! Give me a swallercock! See blowjob, suck, blow, suck job, hummer..

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