Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Toastwhore

1. Someone who has an obsessive love of toast "Leah is such a toastwhore, she's had 3 slices today!" See toastwhore..

Benzotti

1. a guy who doesnt take off his shirt. you can never say ben or zotti its always BENZOTTI take your shirt off benzotti...NO! See hung..

Zeppa

1. The white man's pimp. Any guy who is completely focused on pleasing the ladies. Zeppa is the indepedent macho guy that doesn&apos..

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