Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Elfing

1. the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on. "We we..

Quant

1. a less offensive way to say "####". Its quite acceptable to slip the word Quant into conversation at a dinner party with your ..

Orgasmums

1. The heightened state of awesomenessor enlightenment. Can also be used as a substitute for the following: hellyeah, the shit, shizzle, an..

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