Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Spunkup

1. A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA. "What do you want, you old spunku..

Bestial Entrapment

1. Occurs when a man in the army tricks an animal into providing sexual favors. Dude! That's not right! I think you can get arrested ..

The Gay Arm

1. when a person holds their arm at their side so its just kind of bleh. they sort of hold it at a 90 degree angle up near the top of their..

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