Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Mek

1. To shit onesself during senior game wearing white shorts, and letting it leak and show through during the whole damn game. That greasy ..

Monsified

1. verb: To go to the gym, preferably one of those gyms with gay dudes, and work out, all the while looking at dudes bulges in their pants...

Obamaniak

1. A lemming with Obamania who nearly takes the fatal step, but who waKes up at the last minute to help save the world. I'm so, so so..

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