Pitities

What is Pitities?

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

Zoobat

1. A term describing an extremely unattractive female. This fool tried to hook me upwith this zoobat last night! See mud duck, rat, goril..

Fataphobe

1. Someone who is uncomfortable around "large","big", "wide" or"fat" ....people. Person1:"OMF..

Tunnel Smuggler

1. one who enjoys DPwith a foreign object. "I didn't realize your Mom was a tunnel smuggler until she stuck a zucchini into her ..

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