What is Pittman?
1.
Used in the same fashion as definition 18 of "prolly", this is a synonym for "bullshit" essentially. The pittman element derived from a certain individual's utter disgust of a girl named Raleigh Pittman. To show his lack of approval for this girl, this fellow created a fake Facebook account with the name of "Prolly Pittman" who was envisioned as a very attractive fake sibling of Raleigh. Shortly thereafter the word "prolly" (again, used in the same fashion as definition 18) was replaced with Pittman. Its' variants are "Pitt", "Pittsnoggle", "Pittmantown", and is constantly expanding.
1. "I totally hooked up with that girl last night."
"Oh PITTMAN!" (Oh, that's a load of bullshit.)
2. "The way the ref called that foul was soooo pittman!"
See bullshit , bull , pitt , prolly , probably , bs
2.
A moronic decision involving the ruthless advancement of your already tattered yet gigantic ego. A way of acting which is superiorly ignorant and blind to any abstract ways of thinking except how cool cartoons are when you are high.
IE A bonehead move.
IE Incarcerating yourself in a life of short term happiness and dead end goals which will result in heavy drug use and alcoholism once your wife hits 300lbs and starts beating your ass with a broomstick.
Good job shitface, way to pull a pittman you stupid cock loving blockheaded piece of shit asswiping tampon sucking mongrel of white niggers piss stained dick biscuit licking fart biter. You should go eat your girlfriends shit and lick her ass clean like the hermaphroditic pansy bitch that you are. While youre at it, you should go buy me some condoms so I can fuck your girlfriend in your mothers bed and video tape it so i can play it at your wedding reception while you hide in the closet and shit your pants on purpose, fuckbag.
Your head is go goddamn big and square, you could wear a cardboard box as a fitted hat you lame nipple sniffing man turd. Why dont you go dream about molesting your girlfriends boyfriend and beat off with a pencil sharpener.
...See that man trying to devour his own leg? Hes pulling a pittman.
See shitman , eggpress
3.
(v) to leave a friendly engagement very early due to the influence of time, patience, or other participants.
Rob was upset that the kids at the park weren't going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.
4.
n. A person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.
Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.
1. "I totally hooked up with that girl last night."
"Oh PITTMAN!" (Oh, that's a load of bullshit.)
2. "The way the ref called that foul was soooo pittman!"
Good job shitface, way to pull a pittman you stupid cock loving blockheaded piece of shit asswiping tampon sucking mongrel of white niggers piss stained dick biscuit licking fart biter. You should go eat your girlfriends shit and lick her ass clean like the hermaphroditic pansy bitch that you are. While youre at it, you should go buy me some condoms so I can fuck your girlfriend in your mothers bed and video tape it so i can play it at your wedding reception while you hide in the closet and shit your pants on purpose, fuckbag.
Your head is go goddamn big and square, you could wear a cardboard box as a fitted hat you lame nipple sniffing man turd. Why dont you go dream about molesting your girlfriends boyfriend and beat off with a pencil sharpener.
...See that man trying to devour his own leg? Hes pulling a pittman.
Rob was upset that the kids at the park weren't going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.
Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.
