What is Pittsburgh Persuasion?
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The act of covering your testicles in ranch dressing thus creating the most direct and easiest way to coerce a woman from Pittsburgh into oral sex.
Q: How do you get a girl from pittsburgh to go down on you?
A: Dip your balls in ranch dressing.
"She has a Pittsburgh Persuasion."
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