What is Pittsburgh Pirate?
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A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.
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a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.
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Refers to sites that people use to make their myspace pages look 'SO PIMPED OUT.' This ususally includes many obnoxious spark..
