What is Pittsburgh Pirate?
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A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.
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To be talking utter shit.
"I got scouted by Man United once"
"Shut up your clearly talking gus again"
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Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.
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Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
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