What is Pittsburgh Pirate?
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A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.
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When a guy shits in a girls mouth, then gags her with it by shoving his penis down her throat
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The best strategy game out there.
Ever.
Better than WoW!
EVER
Player: Dude, lets play some Warcraft!
Normal person: You mean World..
