What is Pitty Pinch?
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When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.
Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.
Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"
Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself
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Random Words:
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fucking the dog, to do nothing productive
What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
See lazy, useless, slow, distract..