What is Pity Fuck?
1.
when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww
suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
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2.
a sex act performed out of pity for the receiver's complete lack of a sex life
Person #1: Everybody's getting laid except me.
Person #2: Aww, that sucks. I'll sleep with you.
Person #1: No, that's ok, you don't have to. I'm not looking for a pity fuck.
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3.
noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not
coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
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4.
When you tell a person you need to get laid and they offer to sleep with you out of pity for your condition, not because they actually want to. This usually occurs between a girl and a guy who are really close friends but "not like that"
Deprived Debbie: Dude, it's been months! I'm dieing here, I totally need to get laid.
Sympathetic Sam: I'd... I'd sleep with you... I mean only if you want to...
Deprived Debbie: No thanks. I appreciate the offer but i'm not looking for a pity fuck
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when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved
dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck
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6.
Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy
Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.
