What is Pity Pancakes?
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When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!
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A particularly scuzzy or grizzled beard. This beard is mainly attached to surly men on the management team.
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