Pity Wood

What is Pity Wood?

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

See pity, wood, girlfriend, erection, boner

Twafflin'

1. farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work. See twat, twat waffle, tw..

Pfy

1. n. Pimply Faced Youth - wordBOFH wannabe Damn, that PFY has his nose up the BOFH's crack See snort 2. Pimply Faced Youth: A jun..

Japanese Toolbox

1. When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks. I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this..

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