Pity Wood

What is Pity Wood?

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

See pity, wood, girlfriend, erection, boner

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