Pixie Whore

What is Pixie Whore?


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A man who possesses the qualities of a pixie (slender, pointy ears, a bounce in his step, thick eyebrows, etc) yet attracts women to such an extent that he can charge money for his accompaniment.

Girl 1: I am just fed up with most of the guys I meet in bars.

Girl 2: Me too. And I need a date for the Renaissance Faire coming up.

Girl 1: Oh you should get yourseld a pixie whore. They are amazing.

Girl 2: I think I will. Those pixie whores make me so hot and bothered I will be tearing his clothes off after only 2-3 hornfulls of meade.


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