Pixy Stix

What is Pixy Stix?


1.

Colored sugar powder sold by Willy Wonka in thin paper tubes. When ingested, it quickly produces an intense sugar high, and so is sometimes called "cocaine for kids."

I once ate 25 Pixy Stix in under a minute. My hands were still shaking an hour later.

2.

practically pure sugar in a paper tube

Pixy Stix are for kids who cant afford crack.

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3.

More or less pure sugar thats somewhat flavored and sold in a plastic tube. Add a yard-long thing of this stuff to a Monster and get the fuck outta the way!!!

Also, do not mistake as coke, very very painful and can cause severe bleeding. Don't be "cool" and try it cause it ain't fun when your buddies are so high that they can't remember how to dial 9-1-FUCKING-1.

What will happen if you consume a yard-long Pixy Stix too fast:

"I am cornholio!!"

See hyper, sugar, sugar high, hyperactive, add, adhd, diabetes, hospital, 911, cops, fuzz


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