What is Pizza Dick?
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A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.
Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.
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A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.
Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.
Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
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Today I saw some dude hit a lady at a stop light from behind and then take off. What a pizza dick!