What is Pizza Fajita?
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Pronounced Pizza Fa-g-ida, or fa-jye-ta. A pizza fajita is an oven-bake pizza for which you neither have the time, nor patience to bake properly. The cooking of a pizza fajita takes place in a rusty microwave. It is then only a pizza fajita when folded over and cut into portions with a hacksaw.
We'd wake up you're parents if we used the oven, lets just make a pizza fajita.