What is Pizza Pussy?
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Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
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Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or ..
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Great or amazing - similar to 'the dog's bollocks' in usage
Man, that weekend was was the duck's vagina.
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