What is Pizza Pussy?
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Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
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"Cell Phone Reception" or "Cell Reception" rolls off the tongue quite easily when shortened.
I'll have to call..
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When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.
Man - "This is gonna be a big one"
PFFFFFF..
