What is Pizza Roll?
1.
A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit
"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"
"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"
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2.
1. A dance move preformed by the obese or over weight.
2. What you shout at a fat person dancing.
Pizza Roll - Shouted at a fat person dancing "Pi-zza Roll!"
Ugh this fat guy was all over me at the club, like I wanted to see him Pizza Roll.
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3.
A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.
Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!
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