What is Pizza Smoothie?
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Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
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