Pizza Smoothie

What is Pizza Smoothie?


1.

Recipe invented by moi:

1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.

2. (optional)Drain through a colander.

3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.

Not to be confused with pizza juice.

Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???

See pizza juice, smoothie, juice, drink, drinks, milkshake


3

Random Words:

1. someone who leeches off another person. hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn. assjackersphincter-face and fu..
1. A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment. Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"..
1. When a man has sex with a girls anus. She walked out the room when I tried to give her an invasion See invade, invasion, invader 2. ..