Pizza Smoothie

What is Pizza Smoothie?


1.

Recipe invented by moi:

1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.

2. (optional)Drain through a colander.

3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.

Not to be confused with pizza juice.

Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???

See pizza juice, smoothie, juice, drink, drinks, milkshake


3

Random Words:

1. Hiding a woman's normally feminine appearance, by dressing in masculine clothing. (Usually referring to a lesbian - see also dyke)...
1. The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotio..
1. acronym for: Laughing out your ass with a plate of lasgna while slapping the shit outta jesse jackson and getting a handjob by the Dolly..