Pizzoned Edit Meaning

1. Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories. Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to d..

1. In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk ..

1. The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and d..