Placemats

What is Placemats?


1.

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

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2.

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

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