What is Placenta?
1.
A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.
Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.
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2.
The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.
As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!
3.
A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.
Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?
Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
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4.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
And the placenta hit the floor
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5.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
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6.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
(Originally quoted from cracked)
The death metal rocker wanted to keep his baby's placenta as a souvenir so he could emotionally scar his neighbors.
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7.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"
"No, that's just the placenta."
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