Plain Cain Champagne

What is Plain Cain Champagne?


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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.

Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"


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