What is Plain Old Matt?
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an attempt by john parks to be original, unfortunately, he breaks slangdefine rules and advertises, and thusly we have to report his definition as bad >:-)
John Parks is a faggot
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A type of person who favors khakis colored material.
see xanga/plain_old_matt
that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!
Random Words:
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A woman's vibrator made famous from HBO's Sex and The City. It has clit-stimulating bunny ears and G-spot stimulating swirling..
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To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
See jerking off, jacking..
