What is Plain Old Matt?
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an attempt by john parks to be original, unfortunately, he breaks slangdefine rules and advertises, and thusly we have to report his definition as bad >:-)
John Parks is a faggot
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A type of person who favors khakis colored material.
see xanga/plain_old_matt
that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!
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