What is Plam?
1.
The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.
"Eat my fucking pussy, or I will PLAM your ugly face, prick!"
2.
Short for Plamondon. A polite term for a penis, cock, dick, wang, weapon, johnson, etc.
He wipped out his plam.
He took out his plam to take a leak.
3.
To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.
*Kaleb Nation logs on to twitter*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*confused as hell and pretends to ignore*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*caves in*
"I like mustard on pork sandwiches!"
"Plam win."
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4.
hunky dory