What is Plamf?
1.
Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.
It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".
Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!
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2.
Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.
Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs
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3.
In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.
Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"
Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"
4.
Everyone else is wrong on here.
Glasgow slang, insult, and stands for
"Poor
Laughed
At
Mother
Fucker"
Hence, plamf!
Here you ya plamf, you're gettin plugged!
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