What is Plamp?
1.
To forcefully create a new orifice for the purpose of sexual intercourse.
Go plamp yourself.
2.
A Bulgarian expatriate living in Barcelona, Spain who hates Rumanicites (Romanians), can't stand dancing, and has a serious beef with Telefonica.
Plamp alert! Plamp's online!
3.
This word did the rounds at many secondary schools in England during the early 2000's.
It is a derogatory word used to describe an idiot. It is a mixture of 2 words: pleb - commoner/moron and lamp - to hit. It means that someone is an idiot/commoner that you want to hit
You're such a plamp
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