Plamph

What is Plamph?


1.

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"

"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

2.

One who sniffs the gussets of used underwear. The sniffing action may take the form of someone putting their nose into what they,'mistakenly', thought was a hankerchief. Or for the hardcore plamph the underwear may be worn on the head. This type of person will breathe in so hard that the underwear will be sucked ito the mouth,therefore maximising the fishy stink, plop smell or wee wee odour.

Sniff Sniff - breathe in - smell maximisation - spurt

3.

One who likes to smell their own fingers surreptitiously.

I spotted you sniffing your trotters you plamph.

4.

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.

Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.

See shite, keich, turd, poop, shit


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