Planet Zorton Edit Meaning

1. An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a ..

1. usually a guy who can't keep a secret and is a total whore. also found in the UK "My boyfriend turned out to be a total Reiss..

1. Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching. Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night...