Plank

What is Plank?


1.

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

2.

A plank is a english word meaning one who is stupid, or one who is talking foolishly at the time.

Damn, George Bush sounsd like a plank in his speaches.

3.

There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood

Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)

or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely

Where's my bloody plank?

Don't say anything plank!

What a complete and utter plank!

4.

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

See numpty, joey, muppet, twot, twat

5.

An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.

PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10

See pain, exercise, crew, bows, toes

6.

A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.

Your mother is a plank.

See skank, whore, ho, bitch, prostitute

7.

In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.

"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."

See fired, laid off, dumped, let go, can, dump


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