What is Plank?
1.
A dumb person..a piece of wood
You stupid plank, You lost my plank!
2.
A plank is a english word meaning one who is stupid, or one who is talking foolishly at the time.
Damn, George Bush sounsd like a plank in his speaches.
3.
There are three types of planks:
A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!
4.
A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.
George is as thick as a plank.
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5.
An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.
PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10
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6.
A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.
Your mother is a plank.
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7.
In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.
"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."
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