What is Plank Doctor?
1.
A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away
Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
See
Random Words:
1.
A way of saying thoughtfull but at the same time making it sound like you're the kind of guy/girl who uses big words
Mary: John ga..
1.
The slobber coming out the corner of a dog's mouth when it falls on the floor into a puddle of of its own heavily accumulated drool..
