Plank Me Wank

What is Plank Me Wank?

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

Eggslax

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Oily Rag

1. a cigarette, or the act of smoking one I'm going downstairs for an oily rag and a dump. See smoking, cigarette, puffing, breathle..

Vageiner

1. when a girl has a penis and she tells no one hey whats that in your pants." oh its just my vageiner." See shemale 2. a vag..

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