Plankspanker

What is Plankspanker?


1.

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."

Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.

See plank, spank, masturbate

2.

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!

- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

See guitarist, plankspanker


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