What is Plankspanker?
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One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
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a guitar player
- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!
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Random Words:
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A limp penis. Not hard.
Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.
See Fish hook..
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To attempt to harm or gain power over an adversary by blows or with weapons. To fight.
If you don't give me my beer it's goin..
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That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.
Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels..
