What is Plankspanker?
1.
One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
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2.
a guitar player
- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!
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