What is Planky?
1.
To make a joke based around a grudge, pertaining to a years-dead relationship, in clear knowledge that the only entertainment to be derived from the gag is from the target being utterly, mindnumblingly sick of the reference.
james: I called Jason "Planky" the other day!!
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2.
A term used to describe someone who is fond of our plankton friends.
Andrea is a planky, Anne is also a planky. They enjoy lima beans and dried fruit.
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1. 
Male masturbation.
Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.
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2. 
A practice often performed by wankers.
I did some me.. 
1. 
The act of smoking weedor wanting to smoke weed.
"Let's go kick some mittens." 
"Hold on im kicking mittens."..