What is Plant?
1.
A movie critic; one who is paid off from a major movie studio to give a fake positive fluff review. Sometimes the said "critic" doesn't even exist at all, and is just a fake name with a fake quote. Studios use this tactic as damage control for a potential flop.
"The 3% of critics who gave positive reviews for
Battlefield Earth onRotten Tomatoes definitely had to be plants from Warner Bros. studios. No one could ever voluntarily praise that movie without being bribed. "
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1: V. To place incriminating evidence in a place likely to be found by the authorities.
2: N. A green organism, often leafy, popular for its ability to turn poisonous gasses into the popular hallucinagen, oxygen. These blobs of cells are well known for causing rashes, indegestion, death, and putting holes through the feet of unwary hikers. They are to be watched carefully for signs of rebellion.
Wanting to break my coke addiction and put an innocent man in jail for shits and giggles, I decided to plant seventeen kilos of my stash in in a stranger's house and call the police from a payphone.
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Used in the entertainment business, when someone accomplish something with a "help" or a "connection" with someone from the inside.
"The reason he won that contest, was because he was a plant."
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that green shit yo momma be waterin
go water that plant yah negrah!
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1: an organism of varying colors, may or may not have blossoms or bear fruit, has different ways to germinate or reproduce, usually by pollination by bees or birds.
2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh
1. You see that plant? that's Catnip, it's crack for cats!
2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.
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Easily the best kingdom on Earth.
When humans fail God, the plants will take over.
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7.
uterus (pear-shaped muscular organ of gestation located
in the pelvis).
We're watering our Plant.
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