Plantophile

What is Plantophile?

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."

"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

See plant, molestation, pleasure, kinky

Kidwell

1. Whenever someone spills their beverage on the floor they refer to it as a Kidwell. Oh look Sammy pulled a Kidwell and spilled his choco..

Brewn

1. A cigarette or smoke. Can be used in conjunction with other words, eg "green brewn" is marijuana. "Hey man, you got a br..

Something To Cry About

1. How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you. It is used only when the child is..

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