What is Plaster Cast?
a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as
Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the
kirapainting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?
1. To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death. Jim is about to trip on ..